What? All he did was stomp on the guy's face?

Stripped? More like handed.

Can't hit 'em high. Can't hit 'em low. Maybe they should switch to flag football.

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I don't want to share anything with anyone. Humbug.

@kyosen: OoooOoooo—Josh Holloway. I hadn't thought of him for this role. Interesting.

@janiejones56: Well, I'll never have that problem with the niece in a tower...

I know it's not free, but 'Angry Birds' touches the special neanderthal inside me. I can play it for hours.

That looks awful.

I'd always go with Johnny Unitas—toughest man to ever play the game.

This country's gone to shit.

This is why I'm banishing my niece to a tower, like Rapunzel. With no Internet.

I am NOT scritchety-scratching my whole day out on a post-it.

Or, you know, just go to ToolsOptionsApplications in Firefox and change your default email to, say, Gmail, for instance.

And yet, I don't want to surf the web on a smartphone.

@WhatBubble: That was my Halloween costume.

@Saboth: Of course!