How's this for cutting edge sci-fi: Terminator Salvation: Trial by Fire—by Timothy Zahn. I read it. It's good.

@AllieCaulfield: Wink, wink...

@meritxell: an erotic life: Wow. She really was beautiful.

Getting hotter. Right. And I'm Captain Kirk.

Big whoop. Bosh isn't Superman after 5 games. He doesn't have to be.

Shee-it. $200k? Worth it!

Vaginal odor. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

DO want. Whatever naked Russian is on, I mean.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I'm actually scared.

That...was horrible.

@GunFlame: Get equipped with Metal Blades: Yeah, but you can find bad games on ANY console from ANY generation. I'm not sure why you named THOSE consoles.

@GunFlame: Get equipped with Metal Blades: "If you want bad games, go play through the NES, Mega Drive, PS1, anything before this generation almost."

That's just as good as the Cowboys being 1-6. Teehee.

I'd laugh at South Carolina losing to Kentucky if I weren't a Gator fan.

@Chewblaha: Like!

@CharmeleonWithAttitude: As a certified Dolphin die-hard, I'll say this: I don't want Randy Moss anywhere near our team. Henne would just hold onto the ball too long, anyway.

Please don't let my balls switch places Please don't let my balls switch places Please don't let my balls switch places.

The only other time I remember this happening is Pete Carroll giving Stoyanovich the choke sign—worked out the same, too.

Ah, that sucks. God bless!