Sweet! Now he can screw up some other NFL team!

Don't worry, kid—it gets better.

@archercc: Only because his dad kept him from killing himself with coke & booze.

@archercc: That my dad didn't make enough money to pay off the deans at Harvard to graduate me?

The reviewers don't seem to like it at Firefox's add-on site.

...it's all good until they gain AI and start gunning us down.

@SkipErnst: No, he's as dumb as a bag of rocks.

His favorite app is 'How to Enable the Military-Industrial Complex for Fun and Profit'.

Excellent.

I'm sorry—but this photo needs to be larger. Much, much larger.

I luvs me Boo.

I like yellow rice with a little bit of Italian dressing. With green olives.

Insanely awesome.

Ah, brings back excellent memories of my 2600, Pac-Man & grandma!

@starkkt: ;)

If that thing's all that's left to console me in my dying days, someone roll me off a cliff in my wheelchair.

Never dug it, anyway.

Swim to me, little lion, and be my pet!

MY EYES!

Eric Roberts: Creepy.