@starkkt: A BILLION Jessica Biels?

I would have a 3 day steamy affair with Olivia Munn.

That's some awesome parenting right there.

Aw, poor Jobs. Good thing the gaming landscape has drastically improved for Macs.

If the future of PC gaming is Farmville, someone immediately stab me in the balls with chopsticks.

@boltblitz: A $150 card will just about play anything that's out now. Every 2 to 3 years? That ain't so bad.

As evidenced by the shuttering of PC Zone magazine—RIP.

And I guess this means Miles Austin has WAY less value as a fantasy football asset. Pfft.

@Erik The Red: Amen.

Ugh. Get over it, Dan. He did his time in your organization & his contract was up. Shut up, already.

I'm a guy, and I want Kate's hat.

Well, have fun in girl prison.

@Egoscarfed: Ah, Fairuza...

Crikey.

Remember when Bullseye flicked that peanut down the annoying old lady's throat? Yeah. I remember that.

I wish I could have been at that boxing match. Oh, how I wish...

I can't even think as awesomely as that guy can speak.

That is a most awesome mock-up.

@my_fist: 1100 hrs? Yeah. You're a PC gamer. lol

I'm sorry, but the Halo theme just rocks my socks off even after nearly 10 years.