This photo makes me happy.

Is it me or was Mariah smelling her boobies?

Dear God—us white folks could have used a little rhythm.

Dear God, Jez—I'm a heart patient.

Bilking John Elway. That's just wrong, man.

'Cause that's what they need—iPods.

Just...yikes.

@briarbite: You're reading into it. I dig my porn, but c'mon, that's a risky business.

@Flocke: That's what I get for only reading certain parts of the article. My bad, my bad.

@Eve-The-original-sinner: Or bourbon on the gums...

Or, you know, don't let your laptop get stolen.

@Eve-The-original-sinner: I can't get the mute to work.

Awesome.

Well, it looks great—too bad I don't want anything to do with touchscreen controls.

Coco!

So in Empire, Darth gets clipped on the shoulder by Luke and cries out in pain—I think they've upgraded his armor.

What a beautiful woman—good for her!

God Bless, sweetheart!

Surprise you big dummies! Babies are hard work and actually alter your life for good!