I always loved my dad's hard-assed negotiating skills when I was a kid... Dad: 'This is what I'm giving you for the car.'

I like the pink post-it 'I quit!' idea.

I'm sorry—but that's just cool. And, of course, I'd have my favorite browser on my phone.

Please don't go away, Blockbuster. I'm afraid I'm one of those old men (39) who digs perusing his videos in an actual brick-and-mortar. I know. I'm lame.

@Agagulba: I dig that. I own this:

@Nos_2411: Bring a box of floppies, just in case.

We'd better start looking for our Pandora—we're sure stripping the hell out of our planet.

"Get away from her, you BITCH!"

You know the world's ending when something's cheaper in Canada. Next up: comic books.

@SkiBum1207: Not that I would look 15-20 Mbps in the mouth.

Go go FCC!

This trailer had me at 'Nighy'.

I have never wanted to touch a wax figure so inappropriately in my life.

Dear Tracy—You're teeny tiny because you're built like a 12 year old boy.

'Let me go get my cackle of rads.'

Why would you have Dexter McCluster on your fantasy team?

Potheads making Chryslers! Sweet.

"It was the safest, easiest way for an independent woman to earn a little extra cash doing something she already enjoyed — without the risks or rigmarole that can go along with being a 'pro,'"...

I often dream of myself owning a Peek and no one's ever able to call me. I love that dream.

@tyler.derden: You make kittens cry when you say stuff like that.