If I loved this video any more I'd burst into flames. Dog loving flames.

@BrtStlnd: ...or maybe a Veyron.

@LandofMinos. You could outrun them with my niece's bigwheel.

@moefosho: Criminals, prepare to get away with a lot more crime!

@87CapriceEstate: They don't make 'em like the Caprice anymore.

@jmn7w: Nice comment. +1

@Serolf Divad: It only complicates things when you've got steering and power through the front wheels. FWD cruisers don't nearly hold up as well as RWD.

Cities will be sorry Ford discontinued the Crown Vic. None of the above cars meet its utility, size or sheer toughness. And the new Taurus-based cruiser? Please.

I've tried Chrome, and it's a great browser—but certain things like the updater being left behind in your registry when you uninstall, and its craptastic ad-blocking ability leave Chrome a distant second to Firefox for me. I can't live without Adblock Plus...I just can't.

@b33g33: ...the best two characters the company produced. (thanx, Warren!)

Photoshop legislation. Just say it to yourself. We're doomed.

Now that's just a sweet photo.

Your father-in-law is a master. Don't be douchy in front of your daughters.

I only need one reason to hang out with Mindy Kaling—she is my caramel goddess.

I heart DJ Kitty.

Oh, look—a batshit Tom Cruise.

'You suck.' Worst. Line. Evar.

I'd wear those shoes to look like him.

Oh, that poor bastard.

@Peteski: lol—Excellent.