@andywarhol: I remember when it came out since I follow cellular news...but that thing is just wrong.

@a_of: Amen.

@andywarhol: Can you imagine losing your ability to qwerty-fy after using that monstrosity?

@Galaxius: If only I never had to talk to anyone on my cell...ah, paradise.

I'm 39. I got my first phone in 2002. I could give a squirt about rooting my Android phone to work with frozen yogurt. I just want to talk (and text a lot more than any 39 year old has any business doing).

I saw the trailer before 'The Town' tonight—I still don't understand what's going on. Oh, and 'The Town' rocked my sox.

Eugh. It just makes me ill.

@Jeremy Chase: Don't worry about the shenanigans & keep him on for the points!

@Jeremy Chase: Don't worry about the shenanigans & keep him on for the points!

@aMatic: Period.

@Darius1Roberti: The 1100 will not die. No matter what you do to it.

Europeans buy Nokia phones because Nokia makes the best GSM phones on the planet, period.

I'm 39, and we had much cooler playgrounds back then.

@skywalker24: Who cares? I'm definitely ordering my copy.

I'm still allowed to masturbate, right? Right?!

My maternal instinct just warped into overdrive.

I've never wanted to push a Corgi on a swing. But I do now.

@AgXHolic: Honda was one of the very few manufacturers that held steady during the worst of the financial crunch.

@zenmaster24: Well, seeing as I've only read 'Ender's Game'...

That's just...wrong.