Scalzi & Orson Scott Card rock my socks off.

@Margaret Ryan: That would have been cooler.

God Bless, Patrick...

I dig her contributions.

I gotta admit—I'd be a little weird about hot chicks entering my locker room. Just sayin'.

I think I might be ill.

I know it's bad—but I can't help liking it when she loses her top. I know, I know—I'm a bad person.

I saw it. I dug it.

I'll explain its popularity: it's zombies. And they kill shit.

As a lifelong Dolphin fan, I'd like to say 'what talents?'

After reading the comments first, I will not be watching this video because I am indeed a pussy about this kind of stuff.

That...was most excellent.

@Cash907Censored: Don't worry. I, for one, am willing to give you another chance.

I want to pick up the kitty and hug it and squeeze it and love it.

Nice job, dipshit.

I can never make that leave my brain. Ever.

If this interferes with my cookie consumption—I'm going to punch Heil Hans in the crotch.

Thaaat's a write off.

Suck on THIS, manly-looking girl-swimmer!

Works fine. Good stuff.