@RamV10: I subbed Kolb the few times he started last season, and he delivered every time. Now if only my Dolphins could develop a passing game on par with the Eagles'.

@gd01skorpius: It wasn't great.

Could have done without Jackson's campy voiceover.

Ugh. Makes me sick. Die and burn in hell, scumbag.

Kissing your dad on the lips? Yikes.

Kolb's money as far as I'm concerned—I think he'll do good in Philly.

'The screen is dealbreakingly low-res...'

@blah: Accidental? There's no such thing.

@♥ dosido☮: Does this mean I'm a douche if I liked the movie?

I'll be satisfied with a friendly OS & solidly put together hardware. Oh, and being able to hold it however I want puts it in the win column.

I would give them all my candy.

I just think to myself 'who would have sex with a 13 year old?'

The only time I've seen an animal act like that is after a traumatic head injury. Not funny in the least.

@George P. Burdell: I try. It's an effort. But I try.

@kingcrim84: Ingenious. I use it too. Still annoying when someone gets your number, though.

Never part a nerd with his game.

'Radioactive Boars'...just listen to yourself say it.

Good. Stick it to the antichrist of comics.

Rented it. Dug it.

@lulusaysfyou: He is. And of course it makes him look regal and distinguished.