@casquith: Where there's a will, there's a root.

If by complicated you mean 'retarded' then yeah, I've had some complicated relationships with sysadmins in my day. Because they were retarded.

Here's a suggestion to speed up your performance—go with another manufacturer's smartphone.

I luvs me some Hamm, but he's too old to play Supes.

Yes. Her thighs are mantastic.

Dear baby meerkat—I will hold you and squeeze you and feed you every two hours. Love, Don.

@gerrycomo: And I, as well...

Now THAT is some goddamn customer service.

I must admit; I am distracted by short skirts.

I'm sorry, but what do you expect when you participate in a 'sport' where you constantly get kicked in the frickin' head?

Purple R8? Purple R8.

Beauty queens—they think the world revolves around them.

@relyk5: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm sure it'll be sufficiently overpriced. It'll also sell gobs.

USA! USA!

@corpore-metal: And here I was thinking I'd like just the opposite.

Buddy, learn to vacuum and get a bigger house. That would drive me insane.

This photo just overloaded my pacemaker with sweetness & light.

As a Comcast customer, I say without any shame: it is the shittiest company on the planet, bar none.

What a douche.