Welcome to 2010—where we constantly cross the line and punch you in the crotch.

Can I punch her? Just once?

@swampthing: Is it wrong to lust a bit after her?

Tatum looked to hurt someone every damn down. Karma is a mean bitch.

@bevraj of choice: lol—Great comment.

Oh, John Constantine—when will you learn you jeopardize everyone you come near?

@viklane: She's an actress?

That is a happy family.

@Forris: You said it much better than I ever could.

I'm looking at Matthew.

But it hit the ground.

LeBron fulfilled his contract. And we all know his handlers created that whole ESPN decision fiasco.

@The-Simpsons-Rule!!: I'm sorry, fellow commenter.

@LastAndLeast: I just prefer my extremely portable and tough exterior HDD.

Permanent marker and weapon all in one. Perfect for the coming apocalypse.

@swampthing: Did she now. That IS classy! Love her.

@LastAndLeast: They're fragile, easily scratched—I just don't trust them.

Looks cool. Good catch in Bettany.

I love you Kate.

@delirium01: I loved the movie—but Kat Dennings is severely hot.