Notice to all MLB teams: If you have a good season, you risk being shit on by Deadspin writers.

No. This is good, this is a good move. A top 5 prospect in Jimenez and another top 100 in Cease. Basically this means that the Yankees were not going to part with either Torres or Frazier and that the Astros had no intention of moving Tucker.

Black guy gets challenged to a fight, has someone shout racial epithets at him, still gets suspended. 

Yeah I can’t believe poker is still getting televised in fucking 2017, even if it’s “only” on ESPN2.

The nurses just brought his in-patient paperwork to his place of business.

Fox News had the story first but did not air out of sheer confusion over whether Bracy should be shot or Hernandez deported.

I think every god damned e-sports and gaming story they’re now trying to ram down our throats beats this one by a mile.

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

Oof.

The only thing lower is Kershaw’s ERA.

Hell no! If I am picking up, no tip for you. I did all the heavy lifting. I pay $10-$15 for a pizza, that owner is making $7-$10 on me. If he pays his staff so shitty that they need tip money from a pick up then it’s time for them to find a new employer. End of story.

May not be raining, but Washington is covered in shade...

I work near Nats Park and to be fair, it did look like rain was imminent at 7pm when I left. Also, the Nats can’t chance a lengthy rain delay that leaves a game up to their bullpen.

I work on ACL’s for a living, and her reaction seems a little off.

Between this and Klay’s China trip, there must be sure correlation between skill and being a corny ass dad.

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

Agreed. ‘Human Element’ is only a thing because there was previously no other option. Now-a-days there are a multitude of ways (many that don’t significantly slow down the game) to check these things in EVERY sport. No excuse not to let the athlete be rewarded for his/her athletic play.

I disagree....as a black man, I’m completely ok with a beating to any race when they break a law and do some dumb shit....Dude wasted lots of resources and money for this joyride, hit him with a beating for sure. Just don’t shoot him in the head cause he’s black, that’s really all we ask

“Yer doin’ it all wrong. Yer ‘posed to stick your arm down its throat. Here, I’ll show you. Hold my beer...”

“If you’re going to heckle an opposing outfielder, it’s usually a good idea to pick on somebody who isn’t likely to crush the hell out of a baseball.”