If it was a better joke I would have gotten it. :)

That’s quite a Schott.

Based on the charges, perhaps the hair in question is not visible in this photo.

They were sitting ducks.

Two counts of DUI in one encounter? My man is still putting up suspicious stats.

Hair Color: BLACK

For kids..
Hot = Scolding
Warm = Still Too Hot
Cold = I’m Full

here I thought it was me who’s version of adultery was food-related.

What is Donaghys supposed violent past? He was in jail for betting on games and I don’t see any record of violence. For all we know the guy had his 19 year old daughter holed up in a house doing meth, good thing you hopped on your high horse while also knowing none of the facts though.

Yeah, but if my daughter was doing drugs at a house where an adult is present I might take a hammer to him. (And I like drugs)

Dead half goes on to win 5 games in 2018.

“Uh, guys?”

“The cheerleader!” - Roy Moore

Well, the Phillies took Nick Burdi right before the Sox, so the Sox took their best available guy and sent him packing to Texas. It was a “hey, fuck you, buddy” move and I’m all for that.

The entire South Florida region gets one. It’s what you’ve earned when you’ve been screwed by Jeter.

Based on Shark Tank appearances, he has way more business acumen, too. (Not sarcasm: A-Rod is smart and loaded.)

So fuck Loria all over again then?

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

As a large man, I learned long, long ago that gravity is my enemy when a branch broke and I landed, back first on a tree root in my friend’s back yard. So now I do all my climbing never.