mtuma1982
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mtuma1982

Convince me that Schwarber is the best hitter on his own team right now...then maybe I’ll consider the opinion that he’s the best hitter of all time.

Judge: Jury and Executioner

They’re leaving out the part where Taz swung and missed, leaving him spinning. And spinning, and spinning...

+1 gift basket.

Hopefully the jail cell has a better lock.

OKC Fan: “We got Taj? What a Mahal!”

I just watch it for, you know, the plot. Like, “this lady’s pool is perfectly clean, why is the pool boy coming over now? And she didn’t order pizza, what’s that guy doing here?” It’s a never ending mystery.

I don’t think I agree. The violence in that movie is pretty graphic. We are so strange in this country. People freak out about sex scenes but tend to give violence a pass. I would personally rather have my young children see sex than violence.

“I gotta do #2"

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Wow, I didn’t think any Dells from the 90's were still functional.

My dad used to get so frustrated playing HORSE with us when we were kids. Game would take hours. I’ll bet Dell thought the same thing.

If he had IPA then the fat fuck should’ve had enough hops to scale that wall.

Jeets gave out a lotta gift baskets.

As a Mariners fan, I’ve always had this feeling in the pit of my stomach that Felix would end up with a Yankees World Series ring.

Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here...what if they spent some money to train their police officers to stop harassing people weren’t a threat to anyone? I know it’s a crazy concept, but I think it just might work.

I’m curious as to how one gets the job of deciding what other people can post on the internet. Were you born into it or did you apply for it? Does it come with any enforcement power or simply lots of impotent rage? If not, then you better learn to get over it.

An NBA ref called traveling?