mtuma1982
Lemmethinkaboutit
mtuma1982

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

Lionel Messi (£256,000 after tax).

Unfortunately she was later found to have an almost unprecedented level of juice in her system.

I see he edited out the last part where Jason Varitek shows up and punches her in the face.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Nope. OBJ has some of the biggest hands of any WR in the league. It’s true, look it up. Combine that with his talent (which should not be underrated) and preparation and there you go. He could’ve made the same catch without gloves.

“You’ve got to appreciate your hands while you have them, Odell! You never know when you’ll wake up one Fifth of July and they’ll be [mostly] gone.” - teammate Jason Pierre Paul

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.