Well, if you don’t want a Miata, I can’t really help you, but this might:

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

This is the holy-grail of comments.

Imagine the labour cost when to get to the engine you have to:

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

I’m just gonna say it: All the snark about these things being mall crawlers is tired.

LOL. I expected that car to tear by. Not so much.

Sounds like a good weekend to me

making the bridge look like a bunch of piano keys when those of us not talented enough to actually play the piano slide our fingers across them for fun.

As somebody who got the family conversion van as his first car: Your mom made an absolutely correct judgement call, and I’m very sorry for your loss.

Remember if you are a US citizen, Trump is your president.

When Ford released its first major redesign of Taurus, they replaced the previous generation’s overt aerodynamics with a design that embraced… ovals. Yep, ovals.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath *…

...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

Ironic that this is the first hellcat I’ve seen without splitter protectors in a while and it could have used them.

I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Thank you for including that gem of a question and answer in the product screenshot from Amazon.

Thank you for including that gem of a question and answer in the product screenshot from Amazon.