Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Taco Bell = mud butt

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

Trust me. No one from Alabama is relocating to NY State. No one.

... And hope that no one else has guns.

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

Enhance…

He’s got a helmet on, see the chin strap.

well they’re softer than the ground...

Or squirrel. (Or any mammal, really).

You’re basically buying into a four-wheeled motorcycle with a hat

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

Ford Beetle.

I too do not buy Lamborghini’s but I don’t act like it’s because of “Lambo culture” or that they don’t have a paint shade I like...

So if your car gets stuck on the way down, do you get to shake the building?

The kids in the iPad factories don’t seem to mind.