Do you understand that they’re under new ownership and new policies now? Or is that completely over your head?

Not really new, but yes, it’s a gender-neutral plural.

“Derek Jeter’s press release publishing service”
You guys really, really don’t like Player’s Tribune and I can’t figure out why. Did it kill your dog?

Generally a cash-only policy is noted broadly on either the door or the menu. They don’t want to blindside customers and get yelled at either. Or threatened with a bad Yelp review, the scariest thing of all.

I would love a job where it was acceptable to not respond to the overnight emails first thing, much less waiting three hours to do so. They don’t seem to exist on Earth, though. I’m sure things are great on this guy’s planet.

Yes, I want this too. Kylie paying for things and taking selfies while Tyga is a failure in the background.

Thanks, that makes more sense.

Track and field (and swimming, I believe, but I was never a swimmer) have totally different attitudes toward competing. It really is more about beating your own times, competing against yourself even more than anyone else. That mindset is drilled into you from the beginning. It makes it easier to cheer for someone…

You think NBC would do a hit piece of an American had a come-from-behind victory over a Jamaican?

Just name them the Las Vegas Expansion Sadness and call it a day.

Please, please, please let him go to Montreal. This would really cap off the tire fire going on over there.

If Ashley was editor for a day, would she actually respond to pitch emails?
Asking for a friend.

This also doesn’t work because so many job application processes require you to fill in an online form as part of the initial steps, with non-skippable boxes for salary history.

I’m pretty sure it’s the opposite of what everyone assumes: she USED to have fillers and lifts and Botox and everything, and her “new” face is what it looks like when she stopped doing them and they all wore off and relaxed. So technically she didn’t have surgery to look like she currently does; she stopped doing…

You must be fun at parties.

When I ran track in high school, I was told that I overpronate and need stability shoes. I’ve been buying them ever since. I keep meaning to have my gait evaluated again and see if anything has changed, but the stability ones feel fine as long as I replace them when the support starts to give out (always sooner than…

On a recent overseas flight I asked an attendant for some water. He told me I could have a cup of water if I stayed back in the flight attendant area while I drank it; if I wanted to take it back to my seat I had to buy a bottle. This was on WOW Air.

“You create your emotional responses, and you can turn them off if you choose to do so.”
Always important to remember that this isn’t true for people with mental illnesses. Depression and anxiety aren’t controlled or created by the person and it’s harmful to suggest they are.

After buying lots of crap on vacations, I now don’t really bother getting anything except maybe a t-shirt on domestic trips, and I focus on art on international trips. Small pieces of art by creators local to where I’m visiting are reminders of the trip, conversation pieces, and also give back to the local economy…

Bless you for keeping the hockey content alive, Barry. Nothing will top “there’s no hockey news, so here’s Jamie Benn being an idiot,” but this is nice too.