Did he kill your dog or what? Let it go.

Barry has posted a morning-after recap after literally every post-season game.

I don’t think PeteRR means downtime at work, but waiting in doctor’s offices etc. Time that otherwise would be empty.

I switched from MapMyRun to Runkeeper when MMR started sending me emails about cutting calories. When I’m training I need MORE calories, not less. Bad strategy on their part.

Can we talk about other hockey stuff too? How about that Florida-Vancouver swap of Gudbranson and McCann?

Did you see him with the little kids at the All-Star Game? By all accounts he’s a great guy.

Did you write this in advance, missing the North Carolina (et al) law that makes bathroom stalls not at all safe spaces? Because that part was rather jarring. Otherwise, A+.

“But I wouldn’t demean her by suggesting she’d have been surprised by what came next, which was the Beyhive—a slightly more benign version of any name-brand online mob”

Stop doing her job of posting reactions to pop-culture items?

“With finally Karl gone”

It’s “the exception proves the rule,” but it’s the old meaning of “prove” as “test,” as in “proving ground.”

“it’s much easier to work on my anxiety when it isn’t run through the gauntlet five nights out of the week.”

Could you go over to Gawker and tell your dipshit semi-colleague Hamilton Nolan the same thing about his “Donald Trump Is The Iraq War” piece?