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i'd like to submit this for best celebrity news story of 2014.

TUMBLR! TUMBLR! TUMBLR!

ARIANA GRANDE TO JIMMY KIMMEL: GIVE ME BACK MY NOSE!

Last night someone posted that, another picture, and then a video where she was being held. In the video she talked to the camera with no explanation of why she was being held. That is a lot of, I need to be held like a baby occurrences. I 100% believe this rumor now.

For the record, I imagine something like an "Uncle Jack" situation...

The denial wasn't that she'd never been carried but that she doesn't demand it. Let's face it, all of us have been carried like a baby in our lives. Normally, it's when we're actually babies but that's a detail that we don't need to get into.

YESSSSSSS! I told you all! There is even a blanket involved!

TEETHING GRANDE CHEWS ON STARBUCKS CUP, OLD GRAPE FOUND UNDER REFRIDGERATOR, MOM'S IPHONE, OWN FIST

oh my

On the other hand, THIIIIIIIIS.

FOUR SEASONS LOBBY: A BEWILDERED GRANDE SCREAMS: "NO, I DON'T WANNA TAKE A NAP!", COLLAPSES IN TEARS

GRANDE NOW EATING PUREED SWEET POTATOES, STILL SKEPTICAL ON PUREED PEAS

ARIANA GRANDE WON'T SLEEP WITHOUT SWAROVSKI ENCRUSTED BINKIE, THROWS TANTRUMS WHEN IT CAN'T BE FOUND

"Ariana Grande denies that she gets carried around like a little baby" is possibly the greatest headline ever. That is all.

??? what am i missing ???

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