Ever since Michael Arceneaux pointed it out on Twitter I can't stop seeing this (those damn sweaters he's wearing lately don't help):

Wheelchair Jimmy was too good for that whiny skank, Ashley. She does ecstasy and cheats on him with SEAN??!!1??!!111!? Sean always seemed soooo greasy!

Just googled. It's worse than I feared. Drake is 28 (!!!). CB is 25 amd Rhi Rhi and KT are 26. ugh.

I don't know Rihanna is way better than Trina from physical therapy, and TBH, I like Karuche more than Ashley and Hazel combined. And I hate Karuche. But if Ellie is an option, then yes, totally.

I..somehow missed most of this.

If Drake had continued to go through life as Aubrey Graham, he never would have been involved with any of this.

THESE PEOPLE ARE 25. 25 y'all. Like I'm 25, I still make stupid decisions and mistakes but this is just fucking ridiculous. Learn and grow guys. Learn and grow.

Chris Brown is (say it with me) :

"Quit saying bad things about me that are true!" said Aaron Sorkin as he shoved his hands deeply in his pockets, put his head down to his chest and kicked the nearest rock.

"I love the man. I support you, Bill. We're praying for you... aren't there more important things to talk about in this world?"

"Bill Cosby has been a good friend for many years and the mere thought of these allegations is truly saddening," Hefner said in a statement. "I would never tolerate this kind of behavior, regardless of who was involved."

Whoa. Ben Veeren NO. Such Disappoint. Zoobilee Zoo is now forever unclean.

Not sure, I wondered about that too.

I thought the title read "prematurely boring son" and I was like, dude, Isha, you COLD.

Quick PSA: Recurring vaginal infections may also be a symptom of diabetes so it's very, very important to see your doctor.

Too much mayo makes for a sad, sad ham wallet.

"The vagina is a place where gross things happen..."

"cool ass fuck goddess?"

Ryan Gosling should not talk to Rachel McAdams after having broken up with her while being with another woman simply because there's really nothing good that can come from any sequence of events that was ever in a Nicholos Sparks movie being that closely mirrored in real life.

Of course he drinks; look at that outfit!