We have a full size bed and we each have a twin size comforter. I fold mine in half on my side of the bed. The husband usually leaves his as is after he gets out of bed (after I leave for work). When company comes over I just fold them both in half on our respective sides.

I do separate blankets, too. And while I am more slovenly than not, on those days I make the bed, I just lay the blankets out neatly, side by side, split down the middle.

I've also made it to the A-list without spending a cent but I'm rather bored now and my stupid "husband" Bryan divorced me because I kept taking the modeling gigs "Simon" the manager set up for me over going out on dates with him. My wedding dress was pretty though.

This video is a good reminder that stereotypes that owls are particularly wise animals can be destroyed by spending time observing actual owls.

please, keep trying to explain to us how humor works

That's another thing that pisses me off about comedians who dabble in racist comedy or outright lament about being PC. In their warped minds they think not being a racist is somehow the status quo, and they're just being so edgy. There's nothing edgy about being a racist comedian in a country like the US.

Putting aside the obvious problems with the content of Lange's tweets (since it's been covered very well elsewhere), I'll just say this, since Lange seems concerned about the state of comedy -

Dear Artie,

I know that sometimes, I get confused about humor, so I wanted to share this little bit of wisdom my mother shared when I was a kid. It helps me remember when things are appropriate and when they're not.

It goes like this. *ahem* Jokes are when people laugh.

White dude needs to tell us about his dick. News at 11.

Will this Bar on the Train be enough?

"I also noticed she was black. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation"

So, here's what the truth is for me. This isn't really 4Chan's fault. But we, and 4Chan, have to face the fact that when this man murdered this woman and took pictures of her nude and strangulated body, the very first thing he though of was 4Chan and his thought process lead him to believe that his "friends" on…

I can't even contemplate how horrifying this is, so I would just like to point out that his facial hair looks like a penis. I think "dickbeard" is my new go-to insult for scum of the earth.

Her voguing game has always been on point!

IT WAS SO ACCURATE!!! I NEVER DID HOMEWORK AND BB AND YT ARE ALL I DO WHEN HIGH

This cat isn't high, but someone posted it yesterday and I can't stop staring at it. Though if it helps, I was high when I saw it.

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework.