KG’s minutes stats are pretty remarkable. In 11 non-rookie seasons with the Timberwolves, he *averaged* 39.2 minutes a game. Over 11 seasons. It would appear no player in the NBA has even averaged 39 minutes a game for a single season in the last six years, and the last one who did was...Luol Deng.

Of course the…

It’s crazy disturbing how addicted teenagers are to these skins. When you play, literally all the younger players talk about is who has the nicer skin, and how much their skin cost. I’ve met people who have literally wasted student loan money on fancy $1000 knives.

goddamn onions.

I love the Court of Public Opinion, where anyone can be Judge, Jury and Executioner with no ramifications, except for the accused, Go Team!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“In the last campaign we were the second smallest, apart from Spain.”

I’ll admit, you’re growing on me. Now just get Kotaku to stop using that god awful video player.

I honestly think it’s shifting that way for Harvard especially, but also Yale and so forth. Interestingly, the tech universities are still seen as being meritocratic and excellent- you don’t hear anyone talking shit about kids from MIT or Caltech.

No such thing as a rifle reflector sight in service for any nation at that time. It’s literally fantasy, read a book.

If McGregor could just figure out how to get the hydrogen and helium in his body to thermonuclearly fuse and hold together with his own gravity, he’s got a good shot at becoming a star.

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

So, Neymar to Merseyside then. That should shake up the Premier League race.

how you gonna find a guy who is both white, and can also dunk?

I am also interested in how the trash can that is already on the ground beside the car at the beginning of the video got there. Trash Can Man’s “original trash can,” according to the video, is one he brought from the opposite curb across the street.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fine camera work? Great framing, steady, stayed with the action. And not once did he/she turn the camera on themselves for some internet fame of their own! Clearly they understood machete vs can were the real stars.

This was just a preview of the McGregor vs Mayweather fight. 🥊

Machete Girl was unimpressed by the whole thing. She’s standing in between a guy with a machete and a guy with a trash can and seems totally unconcerned that she might accidentally get caught up in the melee. Then Machete Guy taps out, gets in the car, and she’s like, “nah, I’ll just wait here a minute.”

The real hero is the videographer. Steady hands, minimal commentary other than softly whispering “call 911.” Bravo.

Why is Machete Guy already bleeding?