+1 for the cunnilinguist

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Fuck off with the “feewings” bullshit. She threatened his livelihood. And Ramos never said his feelings were hurt anyway. He simply called a code violation on her. Which is his fucking job.

Verbally abusing a chair umpire is against the rules. It’s a code violation and Serena was fined for hers. Shouldn’t the expectation be that millionaire players treat the chair umpires respectfully and not that the guy working for far less with no sponsorship deals ignore their insults and threats because it’s too…

“Ass, aged 27 years, probably from Long Island” - Derek Jeter

This is a really important point. She is a mother. Have any of you known a mother who cheated? So Serena obviously was not cheating.

Osaka who?

The umpire was right on all three of those calls. It sounds like Williams thought the “coaching” warning was rescinded because she told the umpire she’s not a cheater, but of course that’s not how that penalty works. The call is made against the coach (who admitted he was coaching from the stands), so the player can’t…

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

so when you go to court for a speeding ticket you going to tell them.. well other people speed all the time? 

She basically meant to say that the men can call the umps anything they want without getting warnings. She clearly needs to watch the ATP tour more often. Some dudes rack up fines in the tens of thousands.

First warning to Serena for coaching. Her own coach admitted to Pam Shriver after the match that he had indeed tried to coach her. The gesture was meant for her to approach the net more often. He thought she hadn’t noticed it, but still, it’s the attempt that matters. Players have been using this excuse (“I didn’t…

The point on vision is incredibly important, as losing track of the ball for even a second can mean the difference between a save and a goal, and there are usually a lot of bodies between you and the striker.

Excellent point good sir. Hadn’t looked at it that way. Perhaps this is why in my case the fact that we were teenagers when we were together, and adults when we reconnected as “just friends”, seems to make a difference.

It’s not so much greater or lesser desire toward one woman he’s already been with over any other woman, I would think, but rather the feasibility of it.  Most guys can’t lay a tile floor, you wonder how they ever hook up.  In the case of the ex though, your/my/our pathetic moves actually worked once way back when,…

I think it just depends on the people. I’ve tried it in the past a few times, but the best I’ve managed thus far is slightly above casual acquaintances. The one ex that honestly made an effort to remain friends tried to offer advice and insight on stuff like dating and we’d chat about our personal lives and hobbies we…

Black coffee is like neat whiskey. No one orders a whiskey neat, asks after the ice and then insists neat means “I didn’t want it mixed with club soda.”

People are probably going to ignore this post or shit all over it, but I feel the exact same way, man. I once wrote an entire novel because some girl I had a crush on all through high school moved back to our hometown, but single now, but I was married. The novel was basically just me working out all of my weird…

I don’t understand how people can be friends with an ex. Not because you think they are now a terrible person or because seeing them reminds you how much you fucked things up. No, for me seeing a girl I once liked (and this includes the two girls I dated before my wife & every girl I had a crush on) just makes me…

If you’re friends with an ex, it only means you two aren’t 100% done fucking each other yet.