When you’re watching porn, especially one of those gauzy-lensed sensual ones, you generally do not find yourself thinking, Boy, that porn star fellow must be quite the gentleman at home.

The only benefit is additional clearance for ingress/egress. That and so your friends will know for certain, racecar.

You can rag on him for coming from a wealthy background all you want, but money doesn’t buy skill, and this kid has enough skill to keep up.

Don’t pretty much all racecar drivers come from wealth? What makes this guy special?

Now hold on. Perhaps that dog locked itself in the room to avoid all that bullshit. 

This is a great non-apology. But really, only pussies feel like their house is violated when strangers have threesomes on their couch, jizz all over said couch, and abuse their pets that they were hired to watch.

and the dogsitter was taking a shower.

2 men on the couch. 1 woman (the dog sitter) in the shower.
Sometimes Oreos aren’t the only things that are double stuffed.

Careful, Laura. There’s a subtle difference between child abuse and child ab use.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

There needs to be an “Epic Husband Meltdown Stories” column after that.

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

Aww, someone finished Political Philosophy 101!  Congrats!

You are looking at it with the wrong point of view. Let me put it in the way shareholders are probably looking at it:

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ initially, an NTSB warning won’t a change a thing. Hell, I doubt most of them even know that the NTSB is a thing that exists.

Rumor is that it that he had a stroke while under the anasthetic, but we’ll have to wait for the official autopsy report I guess. We’re all so used to hearing the canned “all surgery has risks” speech from the anasthesiologist before we sign the waivers that it hardly registers anymore, but this should be a reminder…

The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

Yeah, seriously. And it wasn’t just the selfish glory hog that lives in every striker he was fighting; there’s also the knowledge that if he dummies it and the defender just clears it away, he’ll be lambasted in the press for disappearing in another critical moment and blowing a scoring chance (even if, as you say,…

In the Disney version, Kevin De Bruyne will also play the 15-year old version of himself.

But I’m sure his BMI puts him in the obese range.