Yo dawg, I heard you liked Cougars.

Any Mercury would do.

The movie features three, count ‘em, THREE montages. Each one a classic.

[Today’s NASCAR season finale — the Ford EcoBoost 400 — hosted numerous celebrities today including three-time Formula One world champion Lewis Hamilton, country music star Tim McGraw, beloved IndyCar racer James Hinchcliffe, and (pictured here) presidential candidate Deez Nuts. Photo credit: Getty Images]

Yeah, but if you don’t have a charging station along the way, your Tesla will be going 0 speed.

Ascari blue is named after the race track? *sigh* For shame! Yes there is a track but it’s named after Alberto Ascari and the blue is because of his blue helmet that he thought was a good luck charm. He also always wore blue shirts or coveralls as well.

Bear Meets Moron

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.

Western CT isn’t New England anymore. East of the river is still as New England as it gets.

Not to get all Jalopnik, but before you head out on your road trip, make sure your tires are in good shape. Four years ago next Wednesday, we were making our way to a Thanksgiving and hit a patch of wet highway. We proceeded to hydroplane and take our a highway sign and light pole. Totaled the vehicle. Tires looked OK…

By civilized you mean Mass and CT, CT doesn’t count as new england anymore, we should just give it to new york, they all so desperately want to be from there anyway. Mass is just as bad if not worse than RI except their corrupt political system and neighborhoods are run by the irish instead of the italians.

Hey, my neck of the woods! From my recent experience trying to sell 2 different Saabs in the smallest state, here’s what I can tell you....

Had me until here.

That’s just the Guinness talkin’, ye drunken bowsie!

It’s from Rhode Island, which means it’s probably stolen, but $800 is right in winter crasher territory, so Nice Price.

Holy fuckbricks. For $800, why not?