Tavarish is always reminding us that you can buy a used S-Class for the price of a half-eaten Almond Joy and a bottle of dishwashing soap.

In dog-related news, PETA is coming down hard on Gronkowski for signing autographs with his shar pei.

“Okay in this photo I want you to look like your paralyzed. Imagine Giselle just picked you up out of your wheelchair and set you on the couch before readjusting you... but in like a sexy way.”

Neat but still a distant second to Skoda’s ice scraper.

You throw them away and get new ones ... silly you!

Your butler will take it out to dry when you get back home.

More like a Spitfire than an MGB, but your argument stands.

Never a wrong time for some Monty Python.

Do I hate it? No. Am I disappointed with how it looks?

When I saw it earlier I made up my mind that I’d give it some time before I drew an opinion on it.

To hate anything that isn’t actively trying to hurt you (basically any inanimate object) is a waste of energy. If you hate a car, you should re-evaluate your priorities.

Raise your hand if you’re in the fools club!

That’s what I’m saying alright.

I would love to see a commercial with somebody drinking coffee at a cafe asking that question, just to show how absurd adspeak sounds when said out loud by a real person.

I still have my original copy of “Sex Packets” on CD. This was back when you bought the CD and it was in one of those huge shrinkwrapped cardboard sleeves. You had to break thru 4 layers until you got to your disc.

“I’m outta here.”

The Tu-22 Blinder was especially sinister looking

It’s because they’re all pointy...

These look all kinds of awesome for reasons I really can’t put my finger on.