I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

Appealing? No.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

What happens to a wave deferred?

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

I say that to my wife every night, but she never agrees.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

It’s a damn shame because none of his blog posts make it to the internet. Mostly because he writes them on the backs of napkins at diners. Don't need any fancy computers that way.

I see you also enjoy shrooms. welcome friend

This is one of my favorite offseason activities too. We work really hard during the season, letting loose is good for mental health 

Non-consensual kissing is not okay. That fact that the ball wants to give him a little kiss doesn’t give it the right to do that. I think the batter’s body language demonstrated his reluctance clearly enough that the ball should have known it was unwelcome, even if he didn’t explicitly say “No”. Best to use a standard…

“Some people do. Some people are saying I saved a lot of lives that day. But I’m not going to let them call me a hero. The real heroes are the people who swept the dust out of Trump Tower. That stuff was everywhere. I wish I could have given them a raise, but...then what? Everyone would want a raise.”

Like you I keep thinking we’ve hit bottom and then in Trump’s next breath, he manages to smash through that floor to create a new sub-basement.