mike drop

...should’ve went with, “I have so many questions, I’ll hang up and listen.”

+1 Lipitor

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

Dammit, I should’ve gone with that. Well done.

Mads Mikkelsen’s illegitimate son.

THEY TOOK OUR JEREBS

I hope the simulcast will be available to watch on Betamax.

I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.

You are a regional treasure, Dave.

The story’s biggest bombshell was “five current and former” players saying that Lonergan told his team that Nero masturbated to videos of their practices.

A hot dog is not a sandwich...

Same, same, same, same, same, and same.  Hoya Saxa

Insanely Hot take: Go to the game tape.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Which means we NEED the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Damn, you aren’t kidding. I almost felt bad about contributing to the trend of “wife” being the first google auto-fill suggestion for every male celebrity, but then the results popped up and I understood that would be true of Fizdale no matter how enlightened our society.

We joke, but if that guy doesn’t get distracted by his own wife, his springy 4/5 isn’t going to do it to him either.

I see what you did there, you crafty one, you. +1 Mongolian horsehair vest.