Cue Yakety Sax:

This is a great story. I KINDA wish Steph didn’t have to get called out by a 9-year old for this to happen, but I commend his response. 

Viola Davis = National Treasure

Could I beat Federer?  No.  Could Lance?  Fuck No.

Thanks, never was aware of this. Probably because this was during my senior year in college and I was either drunk or hungover.

If you have to limit player compensation, why not also limit coaching compensation? Maybe a tiered salary cap structure for head coaches, assistants, etc. based on years of service (like for NBA players) and conference membership.

Danny Ainge right now:

So again, why not sign Kaepernick?

I wish this had happened:

Suns are bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good suns. However, we must build a wall of pollution to blot out the sun. Plus that son of a bitch burned a fucking hole in my retina which NOBODY warned me about.  BLOT IT OUT!  BLOT IT OUT!  BLOT IT OUT!

Richt got rolled

Note to Brad Marchand - do not play hockey in Sweden.

Just think how good his very tall son, Antetokounmpo Antetokounmpo is going to be.

Bol Bol knows knows threes threes.

Generally, the altitude out west really exacerbates Ben’s already-high blood alcohol content.

Please - cut...it...out already.

I don’t know, sounds like a gamble to me, a total crap shoot. The odds are 50-50 at best that this venture succeeds. I’ll set the over-under for his time in the job at 18 months. Then again, with vigorous effort, he might make this risky proposition really pay off.

More power to the heat shields Mr. Scott!

It’s actually Shit Towne

I also tried this latte today and it was gross. Almost like the syrup actually made the drink flavorless. Back to gingerbread and peppermint-mocha lattes for me.