This is really going to be a problem for certain players

Thank god you didn’t take him to Cubs spring training:

Thank god you didn’t take him to Cubs spring training

Lately, I prefer my nightmares to the shit happening in the waking world.

Did he issue a flat denial that he won’t talk to other teams?

Not drunk enough.

That’s why you always need a designated driver

If you have kids you WILL be taking them to pee/poop in the woods at some point. A few years ago, family was visiting Yosemite and my oldest (8 at the time) and I went hiking away from a parking area near El Capitan. Of course, 10 minutes into the hike, she has an urgent need to go so we find a secluded spot just off…

Signing with the Patriots in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Fry got roasted 

Nuggets “defense” already in midseason form.

Didn’t seem to have any problem leaning over the railing here:

Why not the DUMBs