“I can’t wait to see how many people* start carrying water tomorrow just because it’s Lebron”

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

“Great layup forward”

Don’t be so quick or harsh in your judgement; perhaps waiting to allow the Chinese government time to shoot some more people will allow for a more rational assessment of their argument.

+1 Taco Tuuueesdaaaay!!™️

I’m going to be sad when the NBA salary cap goes down by a few million dollars.

This. Lebron fancies himself the voice of the voiceless, at least until it affects his paycheck. Fake-ass sellout doesn’t have a fraction of the strength of character that Kaepernick has. Fuck Lebron, and fuck the NBA.

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.

...and that’s why I enjoy sports from my couch.

As much as I think this chop tradition is stupid, it has been mentioned that the Braves aren’t really ditching it. They just gave their fans something to do for years, then - and probably just for today’s game - asked fans to give it back. I think there’s a term for that.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

The Twins didn’t lose because the Yankees were far better than them.

Yankees are clearly the best team in MLB. They have had 39 players on the IL missing 2,000 games. It’s cute the Astros and Dodgers have a higher expectation to win the WS.  The Yankees can literally run out 6-7 relievers each game after the 3rd inning. 

Where I’m from that’s just called teaching the nephew to keep his hands up on defense

Ok, I know that this shouldn’t be funny and I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but the absolute absurdity of bouncing the ball off the defenders forehead is delightful to me. Who the fuck does that? The expression on Anderson’s face in the slo-mo replay is priceless. Happy birthday to me.

The 2019-20 NY Knicks—-we have no talent, but we’ll beat the living hell out of you!

From the successful author of SHUT UP AND LISTEN comes an even brasher, far more xtreme sequel, I WANTED TO MAKE CLEAR THAT THE ORGANIZATION HAS NO POSITIONS AT ALL AND WE’RE HERE NOT TO OFFEND ANYBODY.