#goals

The Old Testament backs up the “enormous fucking dickhead” theory.

Just gonna leave this here...

I think you’re right, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

You think it’s a gut punch? How do you think I felt when I realized this?

Billy Joel is to Long Island what Springsteen is to Jersey. We love him unironically, and not just because he crashed into our friend’s house one time getting pizza.

Like, we get that the genre of soft pop rock he was playing in kinda withered.

But he’s one of the top ten bestselling artists in American history. He’s…

Fleetwood Mac and Steely Dan both being in the top 5 is an absolutely insane abomination. I may never recover

AC/DC’s consistency and live performances should have them higher on this list. If I rock 1/4 as much as Angus when I’m his age I’ll be a success. If you found space for Jethro Tull you should find space for the Scorpions.

“Billy Joel is evidence that many Americans think they love Rock and Roll but actually love showtunes”

The person that loves plain white bread and room temperature for every meal.

Woah, man! It’s like time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future.  

he’s just saying that he’s glad that solo eric clapton didn’t make it because lets face it, Tears in Heaven is shit

Here’s some math that’ll blow your mind.

I just noticed that Yes and Rush are included in this list and THEY FUCKING SUCK TOO

I could argue about a lot of the bands on your list, but I’m beyond happy that you did not include Eric Clapton. Carry on.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Bob Seager- the Bruce of Michigan

I’m a big Simon and Garfunkel fan and no way should be they be on a rock music list.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…