What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.

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Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

Yay verily it came to pass. 

If you miss on a short field, the opposing team is at least backed up against own end zone.

being a REAL FOOTBAW MAN is about being extraordinarily resistant to any change ever, especially if it involves listening to girly men and (god forbid) women who can do math. 

Gruden looked at the situation and punted the ball away. The Raiders had given up.

I’m sorry, do you know Kap personally? Are you his agent or a close family member or loved one?

“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

I feel like we reached that two years ago. 

I’m struggling to figure out exactly why the Steelers made this trade. Fitzpatrick is a nice player, but not a franchise difference-maker. With Ben out, any promise this season may have once held is lost. Why give up a high draft pick for such an unsubstantial return?

I was due.

Thank you for this good take.

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

Theory: Newton isn’t a naturally accurate passer and needs to focus to get his passes on target, so when there are significant distractions like injuries he can struggle.

I think he’s never been coached properly and that says a lot about how talented he is because he was MVP of the league despite having never really mastered the position that he plays. I compare him to Randall Cunningham who was one of the most physically gifted people I ever saw play QB but ended up having his best…

He needs...a bodyguard