Nope.  This might play into why I’ve never rooted for any “home teams”.  When the bulk of your teams fan base is half way across the country on the coast, you can pretend that they aren’t as loathsome as the racist, obnoxious, way-too-loudmouth dickbags surrounding you. 

Sean’s account of a run-in with Roethlisberger is literally the most flattering, least rapey one I’ve ever heard. Literally anyone you run into from his old high school or college town that knows much of him has a rape story to share.

Oh man, that might be the harshest burn on a hypothetical person I’ve ever heard. 

If you recall those couple years the Browns got the tail end of Jamal Lewis’s career, they had that nice season in 2007. This feels like the following offseason where they made a couple sensible tweaks and were actually considered contenders in the AFC. They then crapped the bed and haven’t had a winning season…

If anyone in the Giants organization is reading this, as a Yankees fan, I want to remind you all that you can fire sale your way to a youth movement and be competitive at the same time.  Almost overnight, we went from old, middling and unwatchable to exciting and competitive.  The moral of the story here is that you…

If not for my expectation that the Cardinals won’t even meet the three win standard they’ve set for themselves, I’d toss the Browns out as a super-sleeper pick to regain that first WYTS spot next year. 

Make Nick Swisher the commissioner. That guy sounds like he’s about to rip his shirt off and crash through a wall whenever he talks about baseball and the title is tantalizingly close to rhyming.

This is such a great analogy. Whenever it comes up in conversation with friends, my solution to baseball’s “problem” is to just let baseball be baseball. People will watch. Trying to make baseball more like basketball or football will never work. I enjoy baseball’s Big Macs and french fries and if given enough time,…

Take that torch, young phenom.  

I’m a middle aged guy with two sore knees.  It’s still fun to go hang out and play ball when I get a chance.  He’s a baseball player and he might just enjoy suiting up and swinging a bat. 

Amen to that. I always thought sudden death OT was great. It was quick and decisive. Then that wasn’t good enough because, you know, defense isn’t allowed to matter anymore and we want to see so and so QB get to possess the ball. This is despite the fact that the team winning the toss won something like 53 percent of…

I also misspelled “to”.

The most underrated part about the Yankees organization is when guys like this sign, they have so ditch their stupid, ugly facial hair. I suppose stupid and ugly fits for the Cubs though. 

Another strategy could be to time the proceedings so all the juicy stuff comes out leading up to the election. Also, he can't campaign if he's ties up testifying at his impeachment hearing. 

I hope you’re right.  It just feels a little different this time. 

Check out the heartbeat bill just passed by Ohio legislators. 

“You’re allowed to look at it, but you can’t touch it”

That dead last rating hit me right in my heart. I love my amazing, but slightly-less-than-reliable old S60 and will continue buying Volvos.

I can verify this.  If I die in my Volvo’s seats, I’ll die with a happy butt and lumbar area. 

The only thing I can think of that would be more exciting than this are kickoff returns.