I don’t care what anyone says, doing donuts is always cool. 

100 percent correct and perfectly stated as well.

Well, somebody certainly doesn't have a drinking problem. 

You’ve played Tecmo Super Bowl.

Chest cat, even warmer than lap cat and there is no escaping the nap once the purring starts. 

That take is nuclear hot and I approve. 

Seriously. Wasn’t he pretty skinny and fast when he played?

If they feel they’ve created a body of work that supports getting them drafted where they want, then I say yes. I think this and the decline of college basketball are really putting how unimportant college sports are in some respects.

No kidding.  What’s a guy gotta do to get a sniff at the big leagues? 

Oh jesus. “He was never convicted” guy shows up. Just because a crime doesn’t result in a conviction doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It doesn’t make him less of a piece of shit. It means something in the legal process made the case against him unwinnable.  With domestic violence, it’s frequently the fact that the…

When in my formative sports watching years, I managed to gravitate toward schools and pro teams with no geographical proximity. This was a fortunate turn in my life because it turns out fan bases as a collective are awful and it really helps that I don’t have too much exposure to the people who root for the same teams…

This is about the wife of some guy who covered for a child rapist.  Nick Saban has nothing to do with this story. 

That was a long way to scroll just for me to comment, “No, no, no, no, no.”

I’ll never fault a coach for going for a win and neither should Deadspin. Whether or not the play that was called was a good one always hinges on whether or not it worked if looking through hindsight. It’s all about execution.

My sources tell me that upon learning that Browns owner Jimmy Haslam will be part of the ownership group, the “Save the Crew” movement has officially changed their name to “You Can Have the Crew”.

He might suck now, but if he showed up to practice every day wearing both his super bowl rings and t-shirts with a picture of OBJ dropping passes in his lone playoff game, I could get in his corner.

God, it seems like forever since he held up that Chargers jersey in the first round of the draft looking like he just pooped his pants and didn’t like the smell. 

Any collateral damage that must come with Conor McGregor getting his face smashed in is 100% excusable.  The dude is so insufferable it was hard to decide who to root for in his bout with Mayweather. 

Synonyms for “I don’t take disrespect well”:

Somewhere on this internet there has to be a quote or video of Jon Gruden, with the benefit of hindsight, going off about how stupid it was that Seattle didn’t run the ball from the one yard line.  Someone should also ask Derek Carr off the record how he feels about being thrown under the bus by his head coach.