If I’m drinking PBR I’m sure AF not remembering salt and if I do, I’m damn well not going to be in any condition to make notes on flavor nuance.  

The best part of this comment is the assumption that the person in this situation is driving a van. Better have Cragar mags and some airbrushing on the sides.

“Two years ago they spent a first round draft pick on a wide receiver whose main weakness is that he doesn’t have good hands.”

1. “Birds don’t wear hats”? Pssh, if squirrels can water ski and owls can wear glasses, then it’s not a leap for an oriole to put on a hat.

Much like catfish.  I used to get it for three bucks a pound. Now, not so much. 

Well duh.  You gotta clean it first. 

Go back to Montreal where the good lord meant for you to be. 

Sounds reasonable. Busting out Sharapova gave them the illusion of credibility because of her recognizable name and her just below elite status meant she wasn’t inexpendable.

Came back to admire my past humor and insight and stumbled across this. Another full belly laugh.

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever read. This makes cockroaches the genetic Rosetta Stone.

Talk to folks around Miami OH around the time he was there.  What is known nationally is apparently the tip of the iceberg. 

And the winner of multiple accusations, Ben Roethlisberger.

What healthy human over 8 or under 80 poops their pants? 

What’s truly ugly is the fact that breeders have been creating that genetic abomination over the years. That poor animal is a mess.

And what do you know? He cancels the Eagles visit to the White House despite the NFL’s bending to his will.

This, my friend, is the root of all this. This is also why, no matter what sort of wishy washy, cucked, appeasement solution the NFL came up with, it isn’t going to stop him from badmouthing the league in an effort to turn his base against the league. He is out to get the NFL. Period.

I would love it if Romney would start to wear gaudy diamond rings and suits with dollar signs on them. If you look like a privileged jerk and the narrative is that you’re a privileged jerk, just embrace the privileged jerk.

Anyone with a name in the Richard family of names that doesn’t go by Dick should totally be going by Dick.

Cockroaches are gross and I sure as hell don’t want them in my house, but damn if you don’t have to at least have a healthy respect for them. Anything that can survive without a head or through nuclear holocaust is okay with me, just not near me.

One thing that made football special was, as this article mentions, is that watching football felt like an event. We are just saturated with it. We are saturated with games. We are saturated with free agency, the draft and off field soap operas. All are hyped to the nth degree. I love all these things. The problem is…