Floor jacks are like the tanks of the skateboarding world.

All the Olympics remind me of is playing Epyx’s Winter Games on Atari 7800. They’ve sort of lost their luster in recent decades without ‘roided up Eastern Bloc athletes to play the heel.

Give me the rats to take out the eyes of everything. Then the raptors can swoop in and finish things one chunk of flesh at a time.

RATT!!!! Just give me the rats and this song. My rat army will conquer the world and this will be the anthem for our Rat World Order.

Gary Anderson, 72 yard FGs. The anguish when QB Eagles goes down and you’re stuck using Jim McMahon which was no different than going from a Lamborghini to a Yugo. Your friend is a dick, so he chooses to be the Giants, so almost every single offensive play you call is a run right at him and you beat him. Different…

Throw in one more quality Woodson along with Rod, Charles and also Darrin and you have an amazing all-Woodson secondary.

Your approach to lettuce is dead wrong. If I want crunch, I buy a bag of Doritos. If someone is forcing me to eat lettuce, it better be dripping with vitamins. Therefore, iceberg lettuce on its own is just useless chewing or on a sandwich just funks up the perfect carby, fatty goodness.

The Thinking Man’s Gilooly.

Damn it. I thought my reply was funny.

“...with almost no supporting cast, a beat-up Cam Newton...”

Full belly laugh. Thanks for that one.

Bob,

That was really shitty of Jeopardy. I would not have taken it as quietly. Fortunately he was still able to win.

After seeing a few of these close calls come up and called reasonably consistently, I have a pretty good grasp of what a catch is. The onus is on the receiver to keep his hands under the ball and maintain indisputable control of it, particularly when going to the ground. Failure to do this or prioritizing lunging over…

If our laws on corporal punishment would catch up with the years of mounting evidence done by child psychologists over decades of study about how terrible and ultimately ineffective that it is, I’d report the hell out of them. In the meantime, any expression of disgust toward a grown “adult” who thinks it’s okay to…

True, and by leaving, you lessen Alabama’s influence on the national stage, particularly in the House and in national elections. Ocelots needs to find a job in a swing state.

All these chain pizzas are trash with none being appreciably better than the other as far as quality. Some will appeal to different folks for a variety of reasons. The bottom line is that, like ordering a prostitute, you want it cheap and fast. In this respect, Dominoes and Little Caesars are the clear winners. The…

Nope. As only the Browns could do, their best season and only one with double digit wins since rebooting the franchise actually ended without a playoff berth.

Translation: “If you think U2 is awful, you haven’t heard anything yet.”

Chris was right spot on as was your reply.