I’ve gotta ride to my guy Joe’s defense. This offense is trash. The OC now and the six thousand we’ve had since the super bowl are trash. The WRs are brittle, butterfingered trash. The TEs are trash and I think at least three of them are dead. The two main RBs this year have been cut by the Browns (West) and the…

I had that game. Youcould run backwards and pass. What a glorious time it was to be alive.

Joe Morgan is what is wrong with baseball, not the length of time a pitcher uses between pitches.

Pfffft. Ever try WATCHING one of these clown shows?

Nah, I think it’s about a photo finish in this race. I really don’t think he has a grasp of what was at stake.

Two ways to handle this if you are butthurt by doing an ingrate a solid:

I don’t know you, but I assure you, you could do a lot better.

“Don’t you think that having too many hosts just contributes to a lot of pointless, annoying chattering over each other?”

It was the natural progression of things in a society that will happily pay good money for free tap water after it’s been put in a plastic bottle that has a label with mountains on it. It’s coffee’s answer to Evian.

Never forget it was 26 lives too late. You can only speculate on if and how many lives were saved. “Good guy with a gun” is always reactive, not proactive. This means someone needs to be getting shot before “good guy with a gun” comes into play. Ideally, there is a solution that involves no shooting. You got any…

If it were up to me, I’d drop Hawaii to make Puerto Rico a state right this minute.

It’s an all National League World Series. I just can’t recognize Houston’s American League status.

Sweet, subtle reference.

“Sprained his feelings” is actually kind of funny.

Minneapolis is a right fine city. I can trust them on this one.

My guess is that Fosters would be their equivalent of Milwaukee’s Best.

.10? Are you joking? You know what Mickey Mantle would have called a .10? “Sober”

Even Derek Anderson and Mark Rypien caught lightning in a bottle for a season. He’s had enough seasons under his belt to know just what he is now and the numbers don’t lie. He’s decent, but not great and I can’t see his game aging gracefully.

By Jove, you caught that!

I did qualify that if you are really pro-Earth, I’d concede to Jupiter being 2, but that’s the absolute lowest.