How the hell is Jupiter not number one? It’s the biggest. It has rings like Saturn. It has a huge red eye. Lots of moons. If you want to make earth number one, that’s fine, but Jupiter is no lower than two. In fact, Jupiter is better than all the others combined. Jupiter is king. Neptune got slighted too.

Newton is a front runner. Exuberant when winning. Aloof and pouting when losing. He’s never been highly accurate. Except for running yards, which mean nothing to me when talking QBs, his career numbers are pretty much the equal of Andy Dalton or Colin Kaepernick. Even those running yards are starting to dwindle…

Quoting Andy:

This looks like those matches they stage at county fairs between a couple hungover rednecks who think they can fight because they have a heavy bag in their basement.

As a reigning champion fantasy owner, I bid you all to STFU about the great Blake Bortles and fantasy MVP candidate (I gave it to Kalil Mack). I passed on wasting early picks on a QB and drafted at more scarce positions thinking I can still get production at QB in the later rounds. St. Blake would go into seemingly…

This is exactly the Jay Cutler tenure in Chicago. You couldn’t have put this any better. That guy was the best QB they have ever had in Chicago. Ever. I remember he had a reasonably nice year despite the defense being historically awful and having no offensive line en route to a terrible record (2014, was it?) Of…

Throughout history, boxing, even more than other sports, almost writes itself with lived-out metaphors. Add a skilled wordsmith with a great eye and love for the sport and it truly is a beautiful thing.

This was a great read. You nailed exactly why this fight is the fraud that it is while also putting into words what I always thought of Mayweather’s career and legacy. Also, I really miss great boxing.

Last year, the Browns were about to go up 21 to the Ravens. I was a little surprised. Instead, the XP was blocked and run back for 2. Down 20-2, I knew we had that game in the bag. Without a moment of hesitation, I would have bet my life on it.

Don’t be a cheap ass either.. Buy All-Clad and it’ll be the last pan you ever need to buy.

The premium Charmin toilet paper finished by those moist wipe things. If you aren’t finishing with something like that, you’ll be amazed what’s still down there when you thought you got everything.

I was wrong since we sadly never even got that far. I guess when you admit officially in court that you drug and rape women, explain how you go about it and a woman steps forward and says, “he did that thing to me,” it still isn’t enough to convict. What’s really aggravating is that you see this play out and…

Nice!

I have no sympathy ever since the year we dropped a World Series to the Florida Marlins. (not that I really had any to begin with. lol.)

I kind of feel like any judge in a high profile sexual assault case will be cognizant of the pathetic sentence given to that swimmer and not want to go to lightly. Furthermore, the judge has to be aware of the multitude of accusations that crawled out of the woodwork, even if they are technically not admissible in…

This would actually be easier in real life than on a video game given the motor functions necessary to perform the feat. Acid creates a mental “super zone” much like when athletes say that the game is almost moving in slow motion and targets are so attainable, it’s like they are reaching out and touching them. The…

This happens in the NFL also. Why on Earth in the age of replay would an errant whistle trump what actually happens on the field, or ice in this case? So some dope is quick with his whistle and that can rob a team of a huge, momentum-shifting play “just because”?

“...it seems plausible...” Let’s do our journalistic due diligence and find out for sure. He walked away with 7 years on his contract. Seven years of service the Lions thought they were getting. To ask him to return a small portion of the bonus is reasonable enough, but if this cat is bitching about some other…

The Oilers used to be one of the most fun franchises in the league. The Titans have been pretty much the exact opposite, even when they were good.

Lololololol. Good luck. I look for that to happen sometime around 2027 after these young stars have peaked and are starting to grow old. We’ve also got some spending money on the books, so look for your favorite player to be signing with them pretty soon if he’s worth their while.