You’re probably absolutely right about 1 since I’m sure I’m projecting my own views of Olympic perfection, which would include the Soviet states uniting and taking steroids to form a formidable bad guy for the U.S. As far as 2, that’s why I suggested that the participating countries as a whole chip in on the cost of…

Alright Yankees. Let’s nab another crown jewel for our rebuilding project.

That’s the misconception when we talk about sports talk guys. They are not there to provide insightful or intelligent commentary. If anything, they are there to provide inflammatory or, alternatively, stupid yet just-plausible-enough commentary. The idea is to get you the listener worked up which creates an…

What’s funny is that I had the stories combined and thought Todd Heap’s kid had donated an organ to save Rod Carew. How often do you have two different current events stories involving an ex-Baltimore Ravens tight end?

Okay, thanks for the one in a million scenario where “that guy you know” or “a relative” survived because he wasn’t wearing one. I’m alive because I wear mine and it’s absolute stupidity to not wear one. What? You can’t be restrained in case you need to hop in the backseat for a bit while you’re driving? Hell,…

I can only presume that working for the Redskins would drive anyone to drink.

It is absolutely impossible to write a more appropriate, truthful reply than yours.

The IOC is goddamn disgusting letting countries who can’t afford to host these things compete over them in a desperate attempt to get some recognition for their country. Good for Hungary. The games should remain in Athens permanently out of respect to tradition and ALL participating countries should contribute…

Of course he lost. They got one of those fat, goiter having bunnies that are lazy from centuries of domestication. Just get a normal bunny-looking, bunny-sized bunny and he’ll kick the crap out of a tortoise in a sprint event like this.

Sherman’s March was nothing compared to last night.

Jeff Bagwell? Meh. I’d let Manny, Rocket and Barry in, steroids and all before voting him in. I also don’t see how you can vote for him and not McGriff and Guerrero who produced similar numbers.

Going into the NFL season, I was thinking to myself, “what would really enhance the entertainment value of an NFL game?” The NFL must have read my mind when they decided, “fewer kickoff returns and more missed extra points.” Way to go, NFL.

Here’s a better idea. Sudden death overtime. First team to score wins. No qualifiers, nothing. You score, the game is over and you win. It’s simple. It creates a sense of urgency. There is a ruthless finality to it. I don’t give a crap if one team doesn’t get a chance to possess the ball. Do something in…

Fuck Roethlisberger. That was awesome.

Why in the hell aren’t Haslam and Irsay one and two on this list? One would be good for endless truck stop hookers and Irsay keeps a small pharmacy on his person.

Allow all taunting and celebrations.

On a related note, in the London game, a Jacksonville WR, I believe it was Allen Robinson, caught a pass, was speared in the head at full speed by D’Qwell Jackson and got up and spun the ball on the ground at Jackson’s feet. Robinson got a flag for taunting and Jackson got one for the helmet to helmet spearing. The…

I’m a Knicks fan and frankly, I hope they suck for another decade because of signing this waste of space.

Why did this guy waste so many years in Carolina when Baltimore was the perfect place for him all along?

If they can just make to about week 10, that crowd will only be 30k and there’ll be plenty of water and elbow room for everyone in attendance.