Jizz like a stale vinegar dressing.

Yes. I think everyone wants to pretend that they know the future and can behave accordingly. Democrats could experience either a legitimate blue wave or a fizzle. The outcome is based on what we do today, not a crystal ball. If we want change we need to do the work instead of brokering power based on change that has…

This is great not including all those times I realize that I have pushed back hurtful words thrown at me, only to encounter them years later in my own voice. There’s a difference between brushing off criticism and trying to brush off criticism. Humans are porous. We take on a lot more than we think we do.

Surprisingly, it wasn’t that bad.

Exactly. Wherever you go, there you are.

I used to work in an office that had timed breaks. We all took the same break, which meant that the bathrooms were quite busy during those times.

Once, as I was doing my business, I heard a strange noise, a swishing sound coming from the stall next to mine. I realized that the person next to me was in the processing of…

Ethics don’t matter. Facts don’t matter. Words don’t matter. The only thing that matters is winning, whatever that means.

I love that movie so much, and it gives me such respect for him that he was willing to play that part. The movies are filled with villains — mustache twirling rogues — but to play an authentically bad person is hard. For that he has my eternal respect.

Child-raping murderers are a real category of human being. They are…

I use buses a lot, but I take a ride share when time is of the essence, or when the distance doesn’t work out. I also take a Ride Share when I want to show up looking good. Here in Texas the heat can really drag you down. You show up to a dinner date looking bedraggled and strung out in August. People who own cars…

My favorite vegan dinner is gado gado. It impresses. It’s cheap. And it’s easy to assemble. Plus, there are many variations. You don’t like cucumber? Fine! Don’t include it. You. Are. Welcome.

I love articles like this because we do live in a world where great jobs are a scarcity. But even in tough times it is enormously helpful to at least attempt to shift supply and demand in the worker’s favor. Too many Americans are trapped in jobs they hate doing with work that does not satisfy them. And then when…

No one is entitled to more episodes of Rick and Morty. No one. I’d be happy to forgo a fourth season if it would punish the complainers and manbabies that flood Twitter. Who thinks that it’s okay to harass an artist just because you want more of their product? I’m embarrassed for you.

I painted my apartment teal and I have to say, it is one of the most varied colors on the spectrum. Sometimes it looks just plain green, and sometimes it looks bluish. That’s kind of why I chose the color. It’s moody.

I just want to give a brief shout out to VLC, the media player par excellence. It’s not fussy, not over-designed. It just works across a large variety of codecs and file types. I wish they made cars like they make VLC. I wish they made can openers like they made VLC. Hell, I wish they made cellphones with the same…

I wonder if it’s considered cheating to give the book to your kid and make THEM read it.

Good counter-example. And some dogs love a good bath, while others HATE it. Why shouldn’t rats be any different? My estimation of the video was that the rat was being fastidious but not panicked, angry, or nervous. She didn’t stop to run around. She stood on her hind legs and methodically got all her spots. Perhaps…

Mustard and hot sauce are fantastic ways to give mac & cheese tang. Even a very cheesy dish can be too bland, and that is sometimes the case with mac & cheese. I will definitely try this version out!

A lot of these should be common sense, but some of the “do not” instructions just make the writer sound like an asshole. Don’t snap the credit card? Don’t hold out your hand for change? What kind of shrinking violet are you? Your life must be a tortured hell, but that doesn’t mean I have to read about it.

I am not interested in these good-cop-bad-cop tropes about the Trump clan. Ivanka is not going to save us. Melania is not tapping out SOS codes with her false eyelashes. It’s a distraction from real people getting really screwed.

Agreed. This is a problem I have thought about for a long time. In many business plans, you start a business that counts on minimum wage employees. And if you really succeed, you have lots of minimum wage employees that support your lifestyle. It’s no surprise that the owners of Papa John’s and Jimmy John’s are…