Ack! Right out of high school, not college. Typo.

Right out of college I worked for Pizza Inn. The owner of the store was this hateful man, a real troglodyte. One night after so many trials and tribulations I was clearing the buffet as he stood at the counter talking shit about me with one of my coworkers. They were snickering like a bunch of girls on the playground,…

Starred primarily for the illustration. Once again, Tara Jacoby wins the internet.

The word "Orwellian" comes to mind.

What galls me is how high and mighty the new writers are. They are sooooo above it all, except in this one bizarre instance . . . an instance which is a violation of a person's privacy, and a complete misunderstanding to boot. It's her boyfriend. Who knows why she looked guilty and who fucking cares? She didn't sign…

And here we are.

That's an argument that they have acknowledged in the past as bogus. When you don't approve of a story, you don't post it. Simple as that.

When Adrien Chen outed Violentacrez all the way back in 2012 (an ice age in internet years) I was concerned about doxxing by Gawker Media writers. Michael Brutsch was a gross, hateful dude who deserved to be rolled in donkey poop and kicked through the town square for his publication of upskirt photos on Reddit . Many…

I vow to keep repeating this until I'm 6 feet under.

Well, you can't say they weren't adequately warned. The title says it all.

I feel very conflicted about giving this comment a "recommend."

Thank you for posting that!

He filtered 90% of his dumb face and still kept the upper lip stubble. Noice.

These kinds of politics that pit one kind of oppression against another are fucking stupid.
Nobody wins the Trauma Olympics.

Now that I've read other peoples' definition of thirsty, I suspect I'm way off the mark. Wishful thinking, I guess!

Perhaps it's because creative writing programs are designed to feed you shit? Eh? EH?

1.) I'd like to make an early note that "trying" and wanting to do things are semantically different concepts from "thirsty." Correct?

You probably have a point, but weed and dead bodies are not on the same level.

Exactly. It's weird that even now he can't seem to bridge these two statements, and doesn't even seem to try.