Once I finally thought about it, the thing that stuck with me about Jay is that he was said by various people to be a recreational liar. We've all met the type. They have no reason to lie, and they just do. Every liar is different, but sometimes it's about gaining whatever temporary advantage they can get, even when…

Hearing married men complain about their spouses — that's one of the reasons I don't date men anymore. Not only am I not adept at being in LTR with men, I can't tolerate the bitching and moaning. If it's such a hardship sleep somewhere else.

I both resent and resemble that comment. But I am proud to say I have never smeared a friend or relationship in public.

You would hope, but then they get divorced and you realize that maybe they are divorced because they don't have healthy boundaries.

She will do it again.

I want to be in stock photos. Here is my head shot. Can you hook me up, Pinkham?

Thanks to Jezebel and Isha for giving us the best headline of the holiday!!!

As someone who sometimes helps people declutter, I'd say it's a claim that bears repeating. Americans have turned their empire into a pile of garbage.

In other news, it's always slightly disappointing when a bad movie attracts a great soundtrack.

Oh, lord. I didn't even know who Jamie Dornan was, but it was obvious that it was about Fifty Shades, and man, that headline made me giggle like a princess.

I get the strongest feeling that these differences are cultural. I just don't think most kids are as shitty as American kids.

I have a friend who deliberately sacrifices the sanctity of restaurants and stores to keep her kid happy. Does she want to eat her fruit under the table and smear everything on the floor? Cool. Fine. Just as long as she's quiet for 10 minutes. Does she want to pick everything up in the toy shop and dump it on the…

Okay.

I genuinely thought that they were saving something big for the final episode, or at least something conclusive. By the end the hemming and hawing was quite annoying. It also seemed disorganized.

She's sort of Gertrude Stein in that I don't love EVERYTHING she's done. It's more her attitude and the way she owns her life that I so deeply admire. Women who cut swath, who write their own rules, those are the ones closest to my heart.

She can say whatever she wants. To me, she is nearly beyond criticism. I mean, I guess she could offend me, but it seems unlikely. I wouldn't take this criticism as the gospel, but she's correct in saying that we could all benefit from stepping away from our glowing little rectangles that tell us when to be outraged…

A whop bop a loo bop a whop bam boom.

I did not know that was how the Sweet Valley saga ended!!!

Camille just did an interview defending him, although someone pointed out that it was exactly the kind of statement that was probably painstakingly crafted by a PR team and a lawyer.