As an Australian, all I can say is thank goddess the Sensitive Word Police at Comedy Central don't tape their shows here.

#wesayfuckandcuntalotandwelikeit

And I am slightly upset the puppies are not wearing mini-tutus for this moment of internet history. :)))

I'm just befuddled how people take these gigantic leaps. Opening up a dialogue about an issue doesn't make you "anti-insertnamehere". Why are people so extreme and polarising in their views?

"They're talking about IsrealOrAnIssueIHaveIntenseOwnershipOver, therefore . . . I should kill them."

I cannot even cope now that I know it's in a Wonder Woman costume. I am about squeeeed out.

Perfect Gella. :)

I need to report a problem - there's something wrong with this page. It's all blurry. It just keeps getting blurrier. Mustfixit.

"There is dog in the bottom right corner wearing what appears to be a tutu who literally gives zero fucks about the whole thing. That dog is now an official Jezebel mascot."

Nice cock.

(I've been waiting so long to be able to say that in here.)

While I am sorry for your experience your summation is probably a bit raw.

Your ex-husband is a cunt. It wouldn't have mattered who came along this shitstain would have found someone to meet his needs. The world is full of gullible people. The other woman was 5% of the problem - your cunt ex-husband was 95%.

Good…

Not knowing what a "Scott Walker" was, I clicked the link.

Beautiful. Bravo.

Yeah but no, I wish it was so. Visa cancellations and deportation at the discretion of the Immigration Minister, or Department of Immigration, are what keeps immigration lawyers in business. (Google "Joe Cocker deported Australia" for a bit of fun reading).

Exactly.

Made me snort. :) :) :)

Here I was Kara, having an otherwise perfectly pleasant day when you had to go and put THE THOUGHT OF GLEN BECKS' WRINKLED LITTLE GRUB PENIS in a lede!!!!!!!!!!111

That was a fascinating article (thank you) and I look forward to the comments but - lordy, lordy Miss Maudy - the real issue here is why the incarceration rates in general in the USA are so gobsmackingly high. What the hell people?

It will have to be a stubby Ari - we don't have pints. They're for wooses.

Haha, I'm going with a useless sack of flour. I left a response on the deluded little "assistant" below. (His Ytube video has 270 views - sad and funny).

I just had a quck google and if you mean the dweeby little loser who looks like a lost jockey whose Ytube video has 270 views (cough) - then I don't think we have much to worry about. If you follow Pauline Pantsdown on Facebook she has updates and follow ups on this guy's team.

I mean seriously, Alex the Loser…