Wild, wild, wild applause.

Yeah. Reading the comments section on Youtube though is a little bit like licking freshly used toilet paper.

It's only for the desperate and the brainless, the ones who are attracted to it and you'll only finish up with shit stuck to you that leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

http://healthland.time.com/2014/01/17/a-d…

No wukkahs! ;)

I see what you did there. <3

Why isn't it a question for both genders? No offence to you, but strapping your body up so your internal organs basically atrophy or fail to work properly would seem to be extremely painful and inglorious whether you had a penis or a vagina.

Well I for one think this proves my theory that you cannot trust clowns, any clown, and that they should all be shipped back to their own country and placed on some sort of terrorism watch or rounded up because . . . One clown = All clowns. /

I wish we had personal messaging on here. It's a novel based on a quirky country town in Australia where everyone is a teeny bit bat shit crazy - as in the place I grew up in.

(My first was a boring non-fiction which I'm OK at but I love creative stuff).

Are you a writer Non?

"And despite the apparent language barrier and translation issues, the teenagers' parting blow to me is "C*NT."

Are you absolutely certainly, certainly positive they weren't Australian?

If you could quarantine against stupid, New Jersey would be without a governor.

I am now a full time writer currently writing my second book and I cannot tell you how many times a day the Cat God tries to write my book by climbing on the damn keyboa
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Life Advice No 22 -
Never take life advice from someone who wears a merkin on their head.

Aaah chefs - now matter where you are in the world, you never disappoint me.

Peace.

That was beautiful. :)

I agree, but my take on it is that religious law does not have a lot of rationality in it. She was there - she wears it, (plus she's a woman)

I feel for you you poor thing. It limits your life when phobias start to sneak in on you. A good idea would be to see a therapist and read as much as you can to understand the nature of phobias, in other words - it's not really about what you think it's about.(Your driving phobia will probably be the result of some…

She stabbed him in the neck in self defense while he was trying to rape her.

Oh hell no - not the tired old argument of misguided do-gooders the world over that somehow denouncing a religion, particularly one that is seen as "other" is somehow - OH NO - xenophobic and racist. Wrong is wrong is wrong no matter where it is.

I'm an aethiest too and decidedly non-xenophobic. Where secular law…

You cannot name a magazine she has not been in !!!!!!!!!!!1111

Listen bud - getting on here and wanking your facts in women's faces is the exact same thing as barging into a safe women's refuge house and barking "But what about poor me?"
This isn't your space, this isn't your story, this post isn't about you.

Everything you've posted here is first person narrative of little, tiny…

That was hilarious. Well done my friend. :)