The dog farted. Nothing surer.

Your theory has so many holes in it I could drink soup through it.

Wow, wow, wow. You poor thing. I'm glad your mom protected you. I wouldn't be surprised by John Grisham's dog whistling comments show he was into this sort of thing too. His protesting was just too much.

(Welcome to Jezebel too.)

Yes you're partially correct but as I said up thread a bit, there is a yawning hole in the story between the "accidental porn" viewing and what prompted law enforcement to seize his computer!! You need a warrant for that - and just cause so I'm deeply suspicious of the "few minutes just once" line. Aaaaaaand - his…

Thank you, I was going to add that. FWIW I was going to say I have zero belief in the story that his friend browsed the "accidental porn" for a few minutes. There is a yawning hole in the story between his friend accidentally browsing and then, whoops, suddenly having his computer seized!!

I mean, what prompted the…

It think it's probably very hard to appreciate the outside world sometimes when your news is filtered so much toward U.S news. This is a little bit like the belief my American friends have that the U.S is the only country (or one of very few) that is fighting against ISIS, when in fact there are more than 40 countries…

Yaaaaaaaaay to you. Lots of stars and all of that. <3

That would be a woman's family name. The term "maiden" name went out with the Ark. Can you prove she was ever a "maiden"?

He sounds like a peach too. It's just that I wondered why people keep voting them back into office, Lindsay Graham seems utterly awful and is almost always in hysterics when I see him on my friend's Fbook pages (where they mock him).

"The LAPD cleared Collins in a 2012 investigation, which the department said they are now reviewing because there was no glaring media spotlight on them at the time, according to the Los Angeles Times."

Fixed.

I get her point and I too have loved her for ages, (I think it was her Mississippi Burning role) but Frances - what other people choose to do with their faces and bodies is none of your damn business.

Oh myyyy. *fans herself* Is there anyone else getting hot and, ummmm, appreciative at the sight of that soccer player with the manly arms and the sweaty chest carrying that dog so gently? There's something about a man who is good to animals that just makes me weak in the knees, especially if he's tall dark, European…

^ Oh yes this. My first reaction to this (apart from him having no idea how search engines work) was . . . . "Hmmmm. Me doth think he protesteth too much."

Errrgh. I have just had a day full of dealing with old stupid men who know A B S O L U T E L Y nothing about the internet and its workings, especially search engines, algorithms and the digital tracks you leave behind. One especially brain dead one kept telling me "It's The Google that helps ya honey, doncha know?"*

Gri…

Can someone please tell me if this is the state that has had the whiny little pasty faced Senator, Linsay Graham for years and years? If it is, then this all makes so much sense.

"I hope you get Ebola. I hope you die. You are a fucking cunt!"

As a fellow Australian the only thing I have to say is that we do not necessarily consider this much of an insult.

Sunday morning here in Australia and I'm working on a piece that's late for its deadline. Just wanted to wish all the intelligent and gorgeous Jezzie commenters (which means everyone) and writers a wonderful Saturday night and enjoy your alcohol, (I haz to wait until at least after midday). Cheers and mazel tov. <3

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Aaaaand they're balls deep on the main route into the center folks, best to avoid it.

Just keep walking past the troll, most of us understand. I hope you can find a job that's worthy of you and pays enough to keep you in Netflix forever and ever. Can I also offer you a big hug, internet stranger, for all the shit you've had to put up with. :) :)