Yes please. I would like to purchase please. Oil him, wrap him up (with or without puppies) and send him to Oz - stat.

Because for some reason, nobody - and I mean almost nobody - is able in this day and age to order a regularly listed meal without altering/fucking with it in some way.*

See the "Grilled Chicken With Salad"? Think that's a straight forward dish? Nope, nope, nope. They'll want bacon chips on the side, or the chicken…

My bat-shit crazy mother has been known to say from time to time, as she squints disapprovingly at P.W.S.N.B.P (People Who Should Not Be Parents) . . . "Some people should just be damned sterilised." And then she twitches her mouth a little in disgust.

I'm thinking that's exactly what she'd say here.

This is the greatest thing ever in the history of vodka-chocolate. Ever. I made some tonight and made myself semi-drunk and fat.

I'm not coming if there isn't any vodka . . .

. . . or chocolate. Vodka and chocolate.

Thank you. Found the button (derpy derp.) I have screen capped and emailed too. :)

Thank you Rebecca - it's making my flesh crawl.

Can we do something about Kissshot the pedophile troll in the comments section please?

Aaaaaaaand cue the people coming on to say there's nothing wrong with it and it's just kids and none of you have a sense of humor because it's adorable you bitter creatures while simultaneously failing to understand that if we don't reinforce that ANYTHING is possible when you're a girl this is how all this goddam…

Horse shit. Your house = Your rules. Take back control of your television - and your life. *pumps fist*

"Terry even has three custom-made penises that Bigelow can change according to her mood."

If only honey, if only.

I know - the Onesness of it all !!!!11

"What's interesting about this case (and I must warn you, a conspiracy theory is coming) is that Pérez was not just a wine specialist, but also a political figure in the town of Ponferrada, El Bierzo . . . It's possible, of course, that this was an accident . . ."

No, no, no, no, no - this was no "accident" my friend.…

Thank you for that. I'm glad it's not just me. You're so right - if these people stood on a street corner or outside someone's house and said and did these things, they'd be dealt with immediately, yet we think that somehow because it's on the internet or social media that it's less of a horror.

She told someone to get cancer? See, I knew my gut was right on this.

I just cannot with Rosie O'Donnell, I can't. My problem is - can someone tell me why? I have no clue as to why I have an irrational dislikeythingy of her. All my liberal leanings tell me I should love her, but nope - just can't.

(I am also sure she is, as we speak, crying desperately into her cawfee because of this.)

I wonder whether the contemporary naming of these people as "trolls" lessens the impact and danger of what they do? In the same way that that asshole "prankster" assaulting women recently is just, well - an asshole, perhaps we should call "trolls" what they really are.

We lost a wonderful woman to suicide this year,…

YAAAAAAEEESSS! A threat is a threat is a threat, regardless of the medium used to communicate it. Why don't people (especially people who should know better) get this? Because it's on Facebook or whatever doesn't make it any less revolting. I wish more people thought this way.

Interesting thoughts as always. I assure you though that this uber-paranoia is really a much more defined problem in the USA. I've travelled the world quite a bit and have many American friends in my large coterie of associates. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere in the world, have I come across the distrust of government,…