Yes, thank you so much. It was a joke.

I'd suggest to anyone that any website that allows anonymous, unsubstantiated "reviews" is immediately suspect. That's why I only read reviews from reputable media/websites and their paid staff members, who are legally accountable for what they write and have to prove their claims to their management.

It's great…

That's largely what a lot of more clued in businesses are doing, just paying people, family and friends to counter attack with positive reviews to weigh out all the bullshit. Which in turn makes the site even more ridiculously untrustworthy.

I understand the point you are making too, but that would require a whole lot…

As someone who has been listed on their site and emailed immediately after by Yelp asking if I wanted to advertise with them to . . . "Improve your current ranking," I can tell you their claims are 100% horseshit.

"...This is another from the long, long, looooooooooong list of reasons you should never, ever, EVER use Yelp. God, Yelp is terrible."

I might blow my cover here, but as a former restaurant owner (in Australia no less) I can personally attest to the vile, unscrupulous tactics of Yelp and its users. It's basically an…

So they had company over while they kept a woman caged in the spare room????? And they thought this would go unnoticed . . . how exactly?

There's a reason why these two sorry wastes of human skin couldn't have children - Darwin.

"In any case, this is pretty much the cutest thing you will see today, because there is literally nothing cuter than an animal doing human things. Nothing."

I dunno. Sometimes a human doing animal things is right up there. Have you seen some of the grown ass men who dress as bronies in their little purple horns and…

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Nah - no quokkas, just an orphan koala at the moment that has to go to the wildlife rescue. :(
I would however be prepared to let you and baddiewinkle pat him, just the once though.

Omg, the jorts, Ilooooooooooooove the jorts. :D :D Will she some to Australia? I need her. I want her. (My grandmother was the original Victorian bitch.) I have several quokkas and a baby koala to offer as a small token of my adulation.

Oooooooooh squeee, I'm studying interior design at the moment. Number 2 and 3 are pretty close in feel and coloring. It all depends if you want a restful, soothing feel to the nursery/bedroom/baby space (2 & 3) or something bold and fun. Number 1 is bold and fun but you'd have to tone down the colors of the…

Yay for you, you bold, resourceful, determined, creative, amazing creature you.

Welcome to the cyber-world we live in, where any dickhead with a keyboard can say whatever the fuck they like without impunity. And people will read it and believe it.

Yelp, Urbanspoon, reddit, and all the other unsubstantiated, bull shit laden, review-in-a-can web sites should all be shot out of a cannon into a…

Glad you could see the joke. :)

I'm going to assume you're a guy. What guys do or do not say when they're ejaculating is right up there with Dick Cheney in terms of truth, conscience and reliability.

Yeah, uhuh, and like, does this friend of yours watch Breaking Bad on endless replay and does she drink her vodka on the rocks or with orange juice and, what else, yeah, yeah, can you please tell me her shoe size and maybe, maybe if she gets her roots redone on a Friday, cos Fridays are good? /

#manicpointlessquestionsa…

Here's a great book to start off with. It looks a little jingoish and Big Sell but it's pretty good. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1839…. There's also a step-by-step guide on Oprah's website that's pretty good for starters.

The important thing is that you practice every day, like an athlete. One book isn't going…

As a lifetime dog owner can I just say it's a great idea - if you can talk your mother around to it. That pic of the old black lab almost had me in tears. My old girl was a black lab and as a strange coincidence, I happened to foster a 4 month old puppy when my lab was 12.

Anywhoo, the puppy finished up staying (he's…

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